I Need a Mouthful of Poisonous Milk

"What's this crappy game? Other people take tonics and get buffed, but I get debuffed instead?" Notice: You have taken a healing tonic, the negative buff effect is activated, physical strength -99, mental strength -99, sexual strength -666! Notice: Found you beaten by a ghost, physical strength +66, someone is insulting you, spirit +66. Notice: Kind teammates sent you a "big" wave of blessings Han Feng gritted his teeth: "Dear teammates, I thank your eight generations of ancestors."